Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me kind of likes this dress:

Armani Privé

. . . the man in me kind of wishes the tassels were a bit higher.

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me: Boys may need training . . .

The man in me: but you need glasses, a mirror, and a stylist.

Ms. v. Mr.

The man in me: This dress is stellar.

The woman in me: Yes, but not in the good way.

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me: "Two words."

The man in me: "Cruella. de Vil."

Ms. v. Mr.

The man in me: I didn't realize Eva Longoria was an ice dancer.

The woman in me: She's not.

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me thinks Dan Humphrey's pants are a wee bit short (and a little tight):

The straight man in me thinks they were made for a wee little man (and are much too tight).

The gay man in me thinks they were perfectly tailored (and are just tight enough).

Ms. v. Mr.

The (straight) man in me: "Those shoes are cool."

The woman in me: "No, they're not."
The (gay) man in me: "That dress is hideous."

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me does not appreciate the killer bee look:

. . . the man in me appreciates the full-body warning sign.

Ms. v. Mr.

The man in me: Where are her arms?!

The woman in me: Where is her mirror?!

Ms. v. Mr.

The man and woman in me both agree that this one is just too easy:

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me thinks it would be nice to see both of Claire Danes' hands:


. . . the man in me thought that mermaids had tails on their legs, not their arm.

Love It or Hate It?

Definitely hate it:

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me didn't realize that the Data Awards was a black tie event:


The man in me didn't realize that Kelis was a Pokémon.

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me: I think that girl's boob is out.


The man in me: I know that girl's boob is out.

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me: Am I supposed to believe that this is "fashion"?

The man in me: Am I supposed to believe that there are two "Bigfoot"s?

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me thinks this girl looks ridiculous:


. . . the man in me thinks that cupcake looks delicious.

Ms. v. Mr.

Ke$ha: "I went to past-life regression therapy and I’m pretty sure I was JFK."


The woman in me: I'm pretty sure you weren't.

The man in me: I'm pretty sure I have no idea who you are.

Ms. v. Mr.

The man in me: Does Kylie Minogue thinks she is a "cougar"?


The woman in me: Does she think you have to dress like one to be one?

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me: Omg, who green-lighted this campaign?


The man in me: Omg, is this what one looks like?

Ms. v. Mr./Hot Mess/Bad Hair Day

The woman in me: Why is Mena Suvari wearing a "Bump It"?


The man in me: Why is Snooki wearing a "nice" dress?