
This is an awards show, not Monday morning at the office. Fix your tie please.

I think this might be okay if the sweater wasn't so tight(?)

This is an award show, not Sunday afternoon at the yacht club. Put on a tie please.

Why are you famous again?

I have 2 carry-ons, 1 suitcase, and a set of golf clubs - room #1020. Thanks.

What a fashionable lady

This Shakespearean actor is looking a little rough

This choreographer is looking a little Shakespearean

This is an awards show, not a bar. Invest in a tie please.

I almost put this in "Best Of" just because it is so funny

Daisy Duck! I didn't realize we were at Disneyland . . .

You can never go wrong with a white-T. . . unless it doesn't fit.


Throwing up a sign and wearing fly kicks does not a fashion statement make.

Unless it's not a peace sign and you are hot.

Is there anything worse than being up-staged by the cartoon version of yourself?

Answer: Yes - wearing the cartoon version of yourself.

Amendment: Yes - being a complete douchebag.
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