VMAs: The Ladies (Worst Of)

Wait, a minute -

. . . maybe if I tilt to the side, no one will notice how hideous this is.



Are we at KFC, or am I seeing a little too much breast and thigh?


This is going to start a little gossip, girl - namely, that you are a space cadet.


No.

Kristin: 1, LC: 0



Cougars-R-Us


Lose the straps, lose the shoes - then we'll talk.


Oh, Alicia Keys - this outfit is just so unflattering in every way.


Fake-me-out American Idol Judge, I just don't like you.


A zipper? On the diagonal? I don't think so.


Lovin' the bumpit on top, not so much in the mid-section.


I kind of liked this . . . until I noticed the full-on medieval music concert scene on her skirt.


Fug.


Love you, Lady Gaga - but this just won't fly.


Fail.


Fail 2.0


B- for shape
D+ for print
F for appropriateness of venue


Taxi Driver, anyone?


I think she misread the memo that said color-blocking is in.


Amerie! You're killing me with the hair and the wings and the ankle bracelet.


Remember Jade Cole from ANTM?
She's an exotic, biracial butterfly - who FINALLY got her long hair. What.