The AMAs aren't really a legit awards ceremony, so the following isn't a totally legit post.
The fashion was "eh" - but something big did go down (literally)...see below.
(Best Of)
Loves it.

Caliente.
(Worst Of)
Sorry, Nicole - even your hubby couldn't
save you this time.

Ugh, why are you always here, Carrie Underwood? Go away already.

Too nudey.

Too sloppy (although I think it could have worked with better hair and make-up)

Alicia, I am tired of giving you As for effort/color. Sorry, hon.

No.


What's with these Disney princesses looking like Lifetime ladies?

Too slutty, excuse me, slitty

Too pointy (like the booties, though)

Too drab
Oh, wait - here's another good look:

Wait a minute...

Oh no:

There's a video, too: