The AMAs aren't really a legit awards ceremony, so the following isn't a totally legit post.
The fashion was "eh" - but something big did go down (literally)...see below.
Sorry, Nicole - even your hubby couldn't save you this time.
Ugh, why are you always here, Carrie Underwood? Go away already.
Too sloppy (although I think it could have worked with better hair and make-up)
Alicia, I am tired of giving you As for effort/color. Sorry, hon.
What's with these Disney princesses looking like Lifetime ladies?
Too slutty, excuse me, slitty
Too pointy (like the booties, though)
Oh, wait - here's another good look:
Wait a minute...
There's a video, too:
4 hours ago