The Situation

The ‘Jersey Shore’ Handbook



"My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a juiced, hot, tan guy and live my life." —Nicole, "Snooki"

"I feel this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things." —Angelina, "Jolie"

"I love the Situation." —Mike, "The Situation"

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