4 hours ago
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Christian: Nice stems.
Cher: He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.
Cher: Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.
Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.
Cher: I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.
Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
Cher: Daddy, this is my friend Tai.
Mel: [shouts] Get out of my chair!
Mel: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?
Mel: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
Cher: I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh.
Josh: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Cher: No. Why, does it sound like I do?