James Franco seemed to be high, Anne Hathaway's overcompensating laughs and wild arm gestures were pathetic, and the show (minus the bit with Russell Brand and Helen Mirren) left me feeling slightly embarrassed and extremely uncomfortable.
The good news is that there was fashion, and lots of it!
Starting with Ms. Anne Hathaway (aka. the fabulous Rachel Zoe) who had 7 outfits, in addition to her red carpet arrival gown:
I love this look - from the high ponytail to the big bowtie, she made the tux look great:
Eh - also, the hair is hideous, but my sisters and I agreed that it was prep for future looks:
Fantastic color, not sure about the cut:
Yes, yes, yes:
Looks better in this photo than it did on stage:
I think this was my favorite:
|Oscar de la Renta|
. . . until she ruined it by acting like a clown on stage:
Now, on to the red carpet!
(Best Of: Top 9)
#1. Simple perfection
(Worst Of: Bottom 9)
Atrocious bodice, hideous skirt, mismatched shoes (but I love the Fred Leighton diamond choker):
I do not like this at all, but I think it is because of the hair is all wrong, the lipstick color is awful, and Mandy Moore is wearing it:
I think the proportions are off(?):
The color is too flashy for me:
|Vintage 1950's Charles James Couture|
You knew you were going to win the Oscar, you could have turned up the glam a 'lil bit (nice color though):
I like the color contrasting, but I dislike the neckline and sleeves:
|Dolce & Gabbana|
A little plain, but she's too gorgeous to be too critical of:
Pros: Hair (loves it!), make up
Young and fresh:
Yum . . . long-sleeve and velvet:
Same Old, Same Old
Yes, we know you like to wear red lips and red dresses, but you are way too pale, hon:
Absolutely gorgeous gown, but it is the same look all the time (and needs more jewels):
At least this dress was not as crazy as some others:
. . . although the craziness of the lady inside the dress is still same (and we love her for it).
|Gucci and L'Wren Scott|
See? Being fully-clothed is a good thing, you guys:
|Dolce & Gabbana and Kaufman Franco|
Look at how hot my wife and toupée are - YEAH!
Yes, this is Hugh Jackman's wife and, yes, she is wearing pants:
Blech to the dress,Marky Mark looks cute though:
|Naeem Kahn and Giorgio Armani|
The dress is hideous, albeit environmentally friendly; he is adorable as ever:
|A recycled dress and Tom Ford|
Your father may be Steven Spielberg and your dress may be Lanvin, but you need a new hairstylist, accessories, and a tailor:
Now it is time for the men:
Not of a fan of the pocket square:
Dark Gray (Done Right)
|Band of Outsiders|
Can you please try a little harder, Mr. Katy Perry? This is the Oscars.