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Most Improved Player

Ms. v. Mr.

The woman in me wants to know when (and how) Brit Brit simultaneously became a nerd and a WWE Diva:


. . . the man in me wants to know why her pants are coming undone and she's making the same face he is.

You Said It, Not Me

"The second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera I kind of, I think I’ve always kind of, you know … I aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids."

How eloquently put.

Ms. v. Mr.

The man in me thinks Heidi looks pretty hot:

. . . but the woman in me wants to slap her and tell her that she is not Britney Spears (circa:).

Heidi Montag-Pratt will "perform" at the Miss Universe Pageant in the Bahamas (airing August 23, 2009 @ 11pm ET).