2010 CMAs

The report is not good, people.

I love country music and the country music awards, but look at what they allowed host Carrie Underwood to wear on stage:

 The red carpet wasn't much better. But we'll start on a high note with the "Best of".


(Best Of)

Sheryl Crow's still got it:

Zac Posen

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she's got it:

Atelier Versace

Taylor Swift's kinda got it, I guess:

Monique Lhuillier

Okay, kids - that's it. It all goes downhill from here.



(Worst of)

Ahh, I love to hate you, Carrie Underwood. This is just hideous:

Talbot Runhof

This dress is pretty, but you're at the CMAs, honey - not the Oscars:

Georges Chakra Couture

Pretty color, great jewelry, but something's still off:

Sherri Hill

Too, too much:

J. Mendel

WHAT HAPPENED HERE??:

Emilio Pucci

2010 Emmys

I know, I know - this post is LONG overdue. (Please forgive me.)

But it is here! Let's get to it, shall we?

Top 5 Faves:

Claire Danes looks brilliant, literally.:

Armani Prive

 I love Toni Collette and this pattern is just so beautiful:

Valentino

 Julie Bowen looks hot:

J. Mendel

 Love the bracelets:

Burberry Prorsum

 If you're gonna go short at a formal event, do it like Heidi:

Marchesa

2009 American Music Awards

The AMAs aren't really a legit awards ceremony, so the following isn't a totally legit post.

The fashion was "eh" - but something big did go down (literally)...see below.

(Best Of)

Loves it.

Caliente.


(Worst Of)

Sorry, Nicole - even your hubby couldn't save you this time.

Ugh, why are you always here, Carrie Underwood? Go away already.

Too nudey.

Too sloppy (although I think it could have worked with better hair and make-up)


Alicia, I am tired of giving you As for effort/color. Sorry, hon.

No.


What's with these Disney princesses looking like Lifetime ladies?


Too slutty, excuse me, slitty

Too pointy (like the booties, though)

Too drab

Oh, wait - here's another good look:



Wait a minute...


Oh no:


There's a video, too:

Emmys 2009 (Worst Of)

I tried to find the beauty in this...but I failed.


Okay, I guess this isn't HORRIBLE

But this is.

Sorry, Blake - you are now guilty by association.


Why one chooses (and pays) to look 30 years older is beyond me.


Tip #920: Do not wear a red carpet on the red carpet.


Oh, Tina Fey - why do you make it so hard for me to love you?

Fine. 10 points for the back.


Not a fan

Looked worse on stage (trust me)


Hi, Sally! Did you just wake up?


This color will continue to haunt me...



(Not-So) Golden Girls


Medium (who should have gone for the Large)

Not bad, but both could use new Dos

Sloppy Hoes

Not good, but I can't hate on Michael J. Fox (or his wife) too much

Eh

I think she looks like trash (but that's my jealously speaking out of turn)


Survivorman and Mermaid


"Hey, let's copy Jeff Probst and his date!"
"But look worse!"


Aww you guys are married? How cute.

Aww you forgot to steam your dress and then rode in a limo and (apparently) rolled around for an hour? How sad.



Cute, but needs to be tailored



Whoa, flashbacks. Justin from Idol? Justin from 1999?


Maybe it is possible to be too cute

I'm not sure what's going on here, Kathy...is it a dress with a sweater-vest on top, or a skirt with a sweater-vest on top, or a sweater-vest-topped dress?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Much better.

"I look good, right?"
Um, not really. What's going on in your breast area?

Okay, just because I gave Tina Fey points for her back, does not mean you are getting any.


Padma, you hurt me so.


A bit bow-y


A bit breast-y


I'm not sure why the color quality is so poor here, but I can't say that I'm sorry.

Nice idea, but not quite there





Color (Gone Wrong)


Doth my eyes deceive me? Or is this really as atrocious as it looks?



"Come on, guys...""I'm a comedienne! Aren't you laughing?" (Yes, we are.)

Hot mess.