Monday, January 18, 2010

2010 Golden Globes (Gone Wrong)

I don't get it.

What is with this color?

Looked less blue and more gray, and overall better in motion . . . but not enough to save it from this list.

Maybe Zoe thought she was at the CMT Awards(?)

I know my lips are too red, my dress is too red, my hair looks atrocious, and I match my umbrella - but did you see my shoes?

Mmm . . . I like the purple, but what's going on with her face?

"Hey - I'm wearing purple AND I match my umbrella!"
(The face of the girl behind him = my thoughts exactly.)

A little too shiny, babe.

No, no, no.

Trying too hard

Oh, Peggy - I love you, but I just can't love this dress.

I don't think she's too happy with herself either.

Didn't your mother ever tell you that the key to beauty is good posture?

Dear Ms. Tina Fey,

If you refuse to hire a stylist (even for formal events), please take note:

1. You need to wear a jewelry.
2. That hemline is unflattering.
3. Those shoes do not go with that dress.

The Ironical Transcendentalist

P.S. You look like Mary Poppins.

Nah, hon.

I cannot understand why January Jones insists on looking like this instead of like this.

Where do you think you are? OH! - you don't get to go to the Oscars because you're on a television show, so you think this is . . . okay, I get it.

When was the last time a Hangover SAVED someone's career?


Oh, beauty. Why so droopy?

Go away already. (And if you're going to stay, at least wear something good.)

Je ne l'aime pas.

Age (In)Appropriate


Post a Comment