
Jailbird

Crime scene

Cigarette sunglasses

Cola can rollers

Free lady

Bailer-outer


Dial-a-Chef

Pussy cat

Patriot

Cowgirls (my favorite)
The ironical thing is that most people think ironical is an improper form of ironic.













Russell Brand was smooth and politically-incorrect in the sleazy, yet charming, sort of way that only a proper British bloke can be.
There was a fantastic Michael Jackson tribute (by whom I can only guess are his dancers from the tour that will never be - unless you count the lost footage that will come out as a documentary on Oct. 30).
Janet Jackson performed by her brother's digital side.
Green Day rocked.
Beyonce shook.
Pink flew.
Gaga bled.
And, of course, Kanye cried.
Which she eventually DID win.
Beyonce graciously relinquished her spotlight to Taylor Swift whose own was so rudely robbed by He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named-Anymore (whom Kelly Clarkson has some choice words for).
Alright, now that we've put that to bed -