Blush

(Done Right)

Minus the shoes:

I like this, so shoot me:

(Gone Wrong)

Typical:

Love It or Hate It?

Ugh . . . this is really difficult for me right now because:
A. This dress is kind of hot.
B. This dress is kind of slutty.
C. Gwyneth is being kind of annoying about this whole Country Strong business right now.

Okay, I hate it:

Ms. v. Mr.

Woman in me: Wait. Is that a . . . ?


(Straight) Man in me: No wonder I've never been attracted to her.
(Gay) Man in me: No wonder I've always been attracted to her.