Friday, November 12, 2010

2010 CMAs

The report is not good, people.

I love country music and the country music awards, but look at what they allowed host Carrie Underwood to wear on stage:

 The red carpet wasn't much better. But we'll start on a high note with the "Best of".

(Best Of)

Sheryl Crow's still got it:
Zac Posen

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she's got it:
Atelier Versace

Taylor Swift's kinda got it, I guess:
Monique Lhuillier

Okay, kids - that's it. It all goes downhill from here.

(Worst of)

Ahh, I love to hate you, Carrie Underwood. This is just hideous:
Talbot Runhof

This dress is pretty, but you're at the CMAs, honey - not the Oscars:
Georges Chakra Couture

Pretty color, great jewelry, but something's still off:
Sherri Hill
Too, too much:
J. Mendel
Emilio Pucci

 I kinda like the dress, but whoa make-up:
Carolina Herrera

David Meister

Oday Shakar
 Why does Izzy look like an old lady?
Farah Angsana

 "Dislike" to the belt:
Jean Fares Couture

Old Hollywood Gone Wrong:
Pamella Roland

Homewrecker wrecked her own dress (it was long before she cut it):

 The cut is just all wrong - I like the Dolce & Gabbana shoes, though:
Isabel Marant

Too gothy/witchy/ugly:

No, no, no, no, no:

(The Gentlemen: From Worst to Best)

Creepy creepster:

 Hootie looks more like a businessman than a country star, but okay:

Dierks looks a tad boring, but he gets bonus points for rockin' his curly hair:

Bravo, Jake Owen . . . bravo.

In my opinion, Kid Rock looks country and he is at the CMAs. Therefore, he wins.


peter pizza said...

i love country music too!
but NOT for their sense of fashion . . .
notice how the top two are not really country?

The Ironical Transcendentalist said...

that's true! i can appreciate country fashion - but if you're gonna do it, go all out, Dolly Parton-style

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