2010 CMAs

The report is not good, people.

I love country music and the country music awards, but look at what they allowed host Carrie Underwood to wear on stage:

 The red carpet wasn't much better. But we'll start on a high note with the "Best of".


(Best Of)

Sheryl Crow's still got it:

Zac Posen

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she's got it:

Atelier Versace

Taylor Swift's kinda got it, I guess:

Monique Lhuillier

Okay, kids - that's it. It all goes downhill from here.



(Worst of)

Ahh, I love to hate you, Carrie Underwood. This is just hideous:

Talbot Runhof

This dress is pretty, but you're at the CMAs, honey - not the Oscars:

Georges Chakra Couture

Pretty color, great jewelry, but something's still off:

Sherri Hill

Too, too much:

J. Mendel

WHAT HAPPENED HERE??:

Emilio Pucci

 I kinda like the dress, but whoa make-up:

Carolina Herrera

Blech:

David Meister

Boring:

Oday Shakar

 Why does Izzy look like an old lady?

Farah Angsana

 "Dislike" to the belt:

Jean Fares Couture

Old Hollywood Gone Wrong:

Pamella Roland

Homewrecker wrecked her own dress (it was long before she cut it):

 The cut is just all wrong - I like the Dolce & Gabbana shoes, though:

Isabel Marant

Too gothy/witchy/ugly:

No, no, no, no, no:

(The Gentlemen: From Worst to Best)

Creepy creepster:

 Hootie looks more like a businessman than a country star, but okay:

Dierks looks a tad boring, but he gets bonus points for rockin' his curly hair:

Bravo, Jake Owen . . . bravo.

In my opinion, Kid Rock looks country and he is at the CMAs. Therefore, he wins.