2009 CMAs: The Ladies (Done Right)

I don't even like the dress that much, but I am definitely feeling the swagger.


Reba knows how to do it right.


Work it, girl.


A little too plain and formal, but classy and elegant (esp. considering what comes next).


A for effort/color

2009 CMAs: The Ladies (Gone Wrong)

3 words: Get. A. Stylist.


3 words: Sue. Your. Stylist.


Belle Syndrome


What happened, Kellie? The hair color and dress are doing nothing for you.


Really?


Too Busty? Busted.


Prom Night


Prom Night 2.0


Why?


I want to like this: the hair, the color of the dress, the gold shoes. But I just can't.

VMAs: The Ladies (Best Of)

Queen B


He may be a complete douche, but you can thank Kanye for your "Best Of" spot!
(You wouldn't be here, otherwise.)


Caliente Cavallari


Leather mini (Done Right)


Leather mini (Done Right)


Yay! We both done did it right. Go us.


Can't identify who she is or why she is so cocky, but can't deny the style.


If you didn't hear Madonna's speech, you won't understand why she's here.


Even if you heard Madonna's speech, you still won't understand why she's here.


Young and fresh


Young and played-out


Wasn't all that, but I'm a sucker for pockets (aren't we all?). And the shoes are FAB.


I know what you are thinking. Yes, this is Solange. This is how boring the VMA fashion was . . . UNTIL:


Enter Gaga.


Bonus: Katy Perry's adorable/creepy Giraffe sweatshirt (during rehearsals).

VMAs: The Ladies (Worst Of)

Wait, a minute -

. . . maybe if I tilt to the side, no one will notice how hideous this is.



Are we at KFC, or am I seeing a little too much breast and thigh?


This is going to start a little gossip, girl - namely, that you are a space cadet.


No.

Kristin: 1, LC: 0



Cougars-R-Us


Lose the straps, lose the shoes - then we'll talk.


Oh, Alicia Keys - this outfit is just so unflattering in every way.


Fake-me-out American Idol Judge, I just don't like you.


A zipper? On the diagonal? I don't think so.


Lovin' the bumpit on top, not so much in the mid-section.


I kind of liked this . . . until I noticed the full-on medieval music concert scene on her skirt.


Fug.


Love you, Lady Gaga - but this just won't fly.


Fail.


Fail 2.0


B- for shape
D+ for print
F for appropriateness of venue


Taxi Driver, anyone?


I think she misread the memo that said color-blocking is in.


Amerie! You're killing me with the hair and the wings and the ankle bracelet.


Remember Jade Cole from ANTM?
She's an exotic, biracial butterfly - who FINALLY got her long hair. What.